As long as you dont have a daily job that requires a sign like this.
Quote:
To Whom It May Concern:
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time -- unless I install handrails or safety straps.
As you have arrived 6th in line to jump on me today, please take a number and wait your turn. Thank You.
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I toned down a few words for a more family freindly forum.