lol which shriimp. I have red cherry shrimp and the biggest one is approaching an inch and a half. I suppose you could batter it in a pill cup and fry it up in a pan from a dollhouse. Those blue crawdads look like they have some mean on them.
There is not that much difference between food aquaculture and "ornamental" aquaculture. One is that you are not allowed to eat animals that have ever been treated with any of a long list of effective meds.