Warning!! Men Beware!!

Reefneck · 01-08-2007, 09:34 AM

Drug Warning for Men pass on to your Male Friends
thanks, Ira!

The following is an important announcement...

Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

Ron the handyman · 01-08-2007, 05:25 PM

I like that one. Never happens to me I don't drink.

R.

**Cichlid Man** · 01-08-2007, 05:28 PM

So THATS what my wife did to get her leg over, oh I see now, it's all coming back to me.lol

ch2linda · 01-08-2007, 06:12 PM

Well personally I wouldn't get within 50 feet of a man blowing alcohol fumes.

Scuba Kid · 01-09-2007, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ch2linda

Well personally I wouldn't get within 50 feet of a man blowing alcohol fumes.

Its just a joke...you're not meant to take it seriously.

**Cichlid Man** · 01-09-2007, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scuba Kid

Its just a joke...you're not meant to take it seriously.

I think she was joking, well at least I hope so. Because that means me and her have no chance together.

Christine · 01-09-2007, 11:25 AM

Im not sure which is more humorous, the joke or the commentary.

Reefneck · 01-09-2007, 03:22 PM

Oh, It's a joke? Whew........Had me scared to ever go into a bar again. I guess I can relax again now.

Christine · 01-09-2007, 03:58 PM

Well of course it is.... why would any woman in her right mind *want* to keep a man around the house?

gemjunkie · 01-09-2007, 07:02 PM

ROFL!!!! That's a GOOD one! ROFL!!!!

01-08-2007, 09:34 AM	#1
Reefneck Senior Aquarist Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Near a Coral Reef Age: 47 Posts: 1,351	Warning!! Men Beware!! Drug Warning for Men pass on to your Male Friends thanks, Ira! The following is an important announcement... Police warn all clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages. __________________ I wonder how much salt mix I would need to turn our in ground pool into a Reef.

01-08-2007, 05:25 PM	#2
Ron the handyman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lilburn Ga Age: 44 Posts: 284	I like that one. Never happens to me I don't drink. R. __________________ Atlanta Area Aquarium Association 2004/08 Treasurer 2 125's, 4 20's , 3 75's , 4 10's, 2 55's, 1 30 , 1 40, 1 75 with a 125's foot print but only 12 in. high Fish: Oscars, Jags, jack Dempsey's, Flower horn, Dwarf Jewels, Apistogramma Panduro, Runny nose tetras, Lemon tetras,White clouds, albino bristlenose pleco, common pleco's, Aulonocara German red

01-08-2007, 05:28 PM	#3
Cichlid Man Super moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,095	So THATS what my wife did to get her leg over, oh I see now, it's all coming back to me.lol __________________ If you have a big enough tank with enough hiding places, pH of around 7, you can keep virtually any fish together as long as all the fish are around the same size and these two groups of fish are avioded: Serrasalmus Tetradon(figure eights and dwarfs are the exception). I keep a successful community of fish in a 4 foot tank including the following families: Cichlids, tetras, loaches, gouramis, barbs, rainbows, livebearers, killiefish, catfish, puffers.

01-08-2007, 06:12 PM	#4
ch2linda phish r kool Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fish House Posts: 40	Well personally I wouldn't get within 50 feet of a man blowing alcohol fumes. __________________ ###Hope y'all like ditzy blondes because I am here to stay###

01-09-2007, 11:25 AM	#7
Christine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 859	Im not sure which is more humorous, the joke or the commentary. __________________

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01-09-2007, 03:22 PM	#8
Reefneck Senior Aquarist Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Near a Coral Reef Age: 47 Posts: 1,351	Oh, It's a joke? Whew........Had me scared to ever go into a bar again. I guess I can relax again now. __________________ I wonder how much salt mix I would need to turn our in ground pool into a Reef.

01-09-2007, 03:58 PM	#9
Christine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 859	Well of course it is.... why would any woman in her right mind want to keep a man around the house? __________________

01-09-2007, 07:02 PM	#10
gemjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Spokane WA Posts: 141	ROFL!!!! That's a GOOD one! ROFL!!!! __________________ ~gem~ The Crazy Fish Chick in Spokane WA http://www.hua.org/movie.html

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