dead duck

**fish_doc** · 03-15-2005, 07:13 PM

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she
lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook
his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be sure," she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything....he might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned
a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the exam table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later
with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on
its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled
out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry but as I said, this is
most DEFINITELY, 100% CERTIFIABLY, A DEAD DUCK!"

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner took
one look..."$150.!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is
dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry...if you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20...but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it
all adds up !"

fishouttawater · 03-15-2005, 07:17 PM

hehe.....cute

shev · 03-15-2005, 08:03 PM

**Scuba Kid** · 03-15-2005, 08:14 PM

hahaha
thats funny...i like that one

Lexus · 03-15-2005, 08:36 PM

oh god LMAO

fishfreaks · 03-16-2005, 07:50 PM

haha

(RC) · 03-16-2005, 07:58 PM

That's funny.

RC

03-15-2005, 07:13 PM	#1
fish_doc Advisor to Neptune (Mod) Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern Illinois Age: 40 Posts: 3,820 User Feedback: (0)	dead duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be sure," she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything....he might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the exam table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry but as I said, this is most DEFINITELY, 100% CERTIFIABLY, A DEAD DUCK!" Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner took one look..."$150.!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry...if you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20...but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up !" __________________ Dave (fish_doc) A World of fish

03-15-2005, 07:17 PM	#2
fishouttawater Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 71 User Feedback: (0)	Re: dead duck hehe.....cute __________________ fish are friends, not food

03-15-2005, 08:03 PM	#3
shev Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Montana Age: 19 Posts: 1,561 User Feedback: (0)	Re: dead duck LoL

03-15-2005, 08:14 PM	#4
Scuba Kid Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: RI Age: 17 Posts: 3,857 User Feedback: (1)	hahaha thats funny...i like that one __________________ Current setups: 1800 gallon koi pond, 10 gallon planted, 150 gallon reef, other FOWLR tanks

03-15-2005, 08:36 PM	#5
Lexus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 22 Posts: 2,399 User Feedback: (0)	Re: dead duck oh god LMAO __________________ 55 Gallon 8 Daffodil Cichlids 2 Angels 9 Corys 1 Albino BN Pleco 1 Goldfish 47 Gallon 2 Angels 4 Black Skirt Tetras 8 Tiger Barbs 11 Zebra Danios 29 Gallon 2 Parrots 10 Gallon 1 Betta 5 ADFs

Members currently in the Chat:0
	Users In Chat Room: There are several users in chat now! Don't Be Shy - click here and come on in!

03-16-2005, 07:50 PM	#6
fishfreaks M&F Couple Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: PA Age: 21 Posts: 4,303 User Feedback: (5)	Re: dead duck haha __________________ VOTE FOR FISH FORUMS

03-16-2005, 07:58 PM	#7
(RC) nobody Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: upstate NY Age: 46 Posts: 793 User Feedback: (0)	That's funny. RC __________________ "Lead by Example, Follow by Choice" http://www.ibcbettas.org/ http://www.cnybc.org/

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
how do i tell if my apple snail is dead	lwstinkinsweet	Invertebrates	10	10-05-2005 12:47 PM
Pregnant Lyretail Molly Dead this morning	Alin10123	General Freshwater	8	06-16-2005 07:29 PM
Man says dead mother kept in freezer while he collected benefits	Lexus	The Water Hole	4	04-29-2005 12:59 PM
How do I disinfect a dead fish's container?	BettasRFriends	Bettas	5	01-27-2005 08:35 PM
Man declared dead found breathing in morgue	Lexus	The Water Hole	4	01-27-2005 08:03 PM