In the year 2029.........

aquariumfishguy · 01-30-2005, 12:53 PM

Newspaper head lines of 2029:

* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world.

* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.

* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

* Postal Services raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight
loss.

* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey, this wasn't my head line)

* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

* Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

(RC) · 01-30-2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

* Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey, this wasn't my head line)

Like that's even possible

RC

maxpayne_lhp · 01-30-2005, 08:48 PM

lol I need such cameras! My fish are so active or I'm so slow!

aquariumfishguy · 01-30-2005, 08:53 PM

Some of those were risky, but I wasn't going to edit the thread - even though a few I didn't like. The rest just cracked me up! :P

aquariumfishguy · 01-30-2005, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aquariumfishguy @ Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:53 pm

* Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

fishfreaks · 01-30-2005, 10:08 PM

hahaha, thats a great pic

shev · 01-30-2005, 10:39 PM

hahahahahahahahah

Lexus · 01-31-2005, 01:06 AM

nice

Bella · 01-31-2005, 04:20 PM

01-30-2005, 12:53 PM	#1
aquariumfishguy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Southern, Michigan Posts: 372	In the year 2029......... Newspaper head lines of 2029: * Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world. * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. * Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. * Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. * Postal Services raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey, this wasn't my head line) * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine. __________________ Cory M.H. Care4fish.com - Closed See my forums for further details... Fish Forums: www.s4.invisionfree.com/Care4FishForums

01-30-2005, 08:48 PM	#3
maxpayne_lhp Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Michigan Age: 20 Posts: 2,174	lol I need such cameras! My fish are so active or I'm so slow! __________________ ~Nam Nguyen~

01-30-2005, 08:53 PM	#4
aquariumfishguy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Southern, Michigan Posts: 372	Some of those were risky, but I wasn't going to edit the thread - even though a few I didn't like. The rest just cracked me up! :P __________________ Cory M.H. Care4fish.com - Closed See my forums for further details... Fish Forums: www.s4.invisionfree.com/Care4FishForums

01-30-2005, 10:08 PM	#6
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