Things Non-fish nuts say

**Fishfirst** · 08-15-2005, 12:43 AM

I had to laugh at some people today at petsmart. We get some people in that just say something funny or pronounce something totally wrong.
Here are some of those, feel free to add what you've heard

1. Childed
2. Chichlid
3. PleCLOMISis
4. Wow, It's nemo! (pointing to the tiger barbs or clown loaches)
5. I have a school of Irridesent sharks in my 10 gallon
6. You need a different kind of tank for saltwater.
7. I can just add table salt right?
8. Do your piranha's attack your hand when you put it in the tank?
9. Allergy Eaters
10. What else can I put in this bowl besides a betta?

maxpayne_lhp · 08-15-2005, 12:54 AM

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4. Wow, It's nemo! (pointing to the tiger barbs or clown loaches)

Wow tiger barbs? CL is anyway better lol

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9. Allergy Eaters

Lol I'll keep some in my bathtub lol jk

solar-ton · 08-15-2005, 05:05 PM

dude you forgot 1.i feed my oscars goldfish 10 times a day
2. they are in a 10 gallon
3.lets get a chicklid daddy,no honey lets get a lungfish

if you say any of these things you are an idiot

**Baby_Baby** · 08-15-2005, 06:05 PM

1: angels and neons are great tankmates
2: I have 3 goldfish in my 2.5 gallon, and they're doing great (LOL i bet they like relaxing on their backs a lot too!)

solar-ton · 08-15-2005, 09:31 PM

1.dyed fish are born that way

**Baby_Baby** · 08-15-2005, 09:34 PM

"oh that fish? no he's not dead, he's resting" (i have heard this before! thats what makes it so sad!)

fishfreaks · 08-16-2005, 12:19 AM

I always say if they wanted people to pronounce cichlids right they would have spelled it SICK LID lol. I admit, we said this until we stood corrected! I love the allergy eaters one! I remember this one kid wanted to buy a giant gourami for a 10 gallon tank, that had a parrot fish in it! Luckily the person told them they wouldnt sell the fish to him since it's not suitable for his tank!

euRasian32 · 08-16-2005, 12:31 AM

Idiot savant: what kind of fish do you have?
Me: an arowana
Idiot: you're growing marijuana???
My thought bubble: (you should have been swallowed at birth)

So I just say, "it's a topswimming jumper fish", and i have to say it really slow and hand them a helmet, then point towards the short bus.

____

My favorite mispronunciation of cichlids, is chiclets.

fishfreaks · 08-16-2005, 12:48 AM

wow eurasian! I think that story tops them all!

Pareeeee · 08-16-2005, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby_Baby

1: angels and neons are great tankmates

I have angels with my neons and they are great tankmates - but y'know why? the angels aren't full grown yet - and my ABF get the neons before anyone else has a chance to...

yeah neons are full-grown angelfish's natural food in the wild hehe - so really not good tank mates

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ok i was in walmart once in the fish section and this lady was buying newts and some neon tetras. well - the guy who works in the pet section gets this bag, puts a bit of water in it, and then sticks both the neon tetras and the newts in the same bag...bet those newts were saying DINNER TIME!

So i said: Those newts will eat the neon tetras you know...

He looks all confused(while the woman buying them begins to look worried) and he just says "Oh really??" so finally he gets another bag and sticks the newts and tetras in diff bags...

bet those newts ate all her neon tetras when she got them home and stuck them in her tank...

maxpayne_lhp · 08-16-2005, 10:58 AM

lol that's funny, sooner or later I'm afraid that the neons will RIp...

Lydia · 08-17-2005, 09:04 AM

LMAO eurasian!

A guy at the petshop told me the fish wasnt really dead, it was just sleeping (on its back too!). I think he was kidding though.....I hope so...

**Baby_Baby** · 08-17-2005, 10:54 AM

ya I've heard that too, but some guy told it to some little kids. ha ha ha ha ha

solar-ton · 08-17-2005, 10:57 AM

lol little kids will belive anything

Lexus · 08-17-2005, 03:59 PM

I wont even start with all the stuff I heard while working in pets. uh

**Baby_Baby** · 08-17-2005, 04:00 PM

ha ha ha. come on tell tell

**TheOldSalt** · 08-18-2005, 12:24 AM

Who here besides me has visions of the classic Monty Python "Parrot Sketch" when reading about the resting fish?

flynngriff · 08-18-2005, 08:42 AM

If I hadn't nailed that fish down, he would have muscled up to that lid, pushed it open with his head and... VOOM!

That fish wouldn't "VOOM" if you put 4 million volts through it!

08-15-2005, 12:43 AM	#1
Fishfirst Fish Guru Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Northern Wisconsin Age: 24 Posts: 3,646 Blog Entries: 4	Things Non-fish nuts say I had to laugh at some people today at petsmart. We get some people in that just say something funny or pronounce something totally wrong. Here are some of those, feel free to add what you've heard 1. Childed 2. Chichlid 3. PleCLOMISis 4. Wow, It's nemo! (pointing to the tiger barbs or clown loaches) 5. I have a school of Irridesent sharks in my 10 gallon 6. You need a different kind of tank for saltwater. 7. I can just add table salt right? 8. Do your piranha's attack your hand when you put it in the tank? 9. Allergy Eaters 10. What else can I put in this bowl besides a betta? __________________ 210 Gal Reef w/ 55 Gallon Sump/Fuge, 125 Gal Fish Only, 65 Gal Seahorse-29 Gallon Sump, 55 Gal FOWLR, 54 Gal Corner FW Community, 20 Gal Nano FOWLR, 55 Gal Piranha, 29 gallon QT "All the yellow tangs and clownfish in the world can't save you now! hahahah" Peter from Family Guy

08-15-2005, 05:05 PM	#3
solar-ton guardian of the sea Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: a tree Age: 16 Posts: 670	dude you forgot 1.i feed my oscars goldfish 10 times a day 2. they are in a 10 gallon 3.lets get a chicklid daddy,no honey lets get a lungfish if you say any of these things you are an idiot __________________ minimum oscar tank size: 75 gallon for 2 a 125 goldfish can cause hith diesease! so dont feed them goldfish as a staple diet!

08-15-2005, 06:05 PM	#4
Baby_Baby Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tulsa Posts: 3,806 Blog Entries: 1	1: angels and neons are great tankmates 2: I have 3 goldfish in my 2.5 gallon, and they're doing great (LOL i bet they like relaxing on their backs a lot too!) __________________ "By avoiding the very thing you despise the most, by trying to be "different" by striving to be so "unique", you've become the sole and center of all that you held so high on the pedestal of disgusting mortality deemed society."

08-15-2005, 09:31 PM	#5
solar-ton guardian of the sea Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: a tree Age: 16 Posts: 670	1.dyed fish are born that way __________________ minimum oscar tank size: 75 gallon for 2 a 125 goldfish can cause hith diesease! so dont feed them goldfish as a staple diet!

08-15-2005, 09:34 PM	#6
Baby_Baby Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tulsa Posts: 3,806 Blog Entries: 1	"oh that fish? no he's not dead, he's resting" (i have heard this before! thats what makes it so sad!) __________________ "By avoiding the very thing you despise the most, by trying to be "different" by striving to be so "unique", you've become the sole and center of all that you held so high on the pedestal of disgusting mortality deemed society."

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08-16-2005, 12:19 AM	#7
fishfreaks M&F Couple Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: PA Age: 21 Posts: 4,276	I always say if they wanted people to pronounce cichlids right they would have spelled it SICK LID lol. I admit, we said this until we stood corrected! I love the allergy eaters one! I remember this one kid wanted to buy a giant gourami for a 10 gallon tank, that had a parrot fish in it! Luckily the person told them they wouldnt sell the fish to him since it's not suitable for his tank! __________________ VOTE FOR FISH FORUMS

08-16-2005, 12:31 AM	#8
euRasian32 Why So Serious? Join Date: May 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 33 Posts: 771	Idiot savant: what kind of fish do you have? Me: an arowana Idiot: you're growing marijuana??? My thought bubble: (you should have been swallowed at birth) So I just say, "it's a topswimming jumper fish", and i have to say it really slow and hand them a helmet, then point towards the short bus. ____ My favorite mispronunciation of cichlids, is chiclets. __________________ “Corporations pay people just enough money so they won’t quit. People work just enough so they don’t get fired. What's that about?” – Christopher Walken, Pool Hall Junkies

08-16-2005, 12:48 AM	#9
fishfreaks M&F Couple Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: PA Age: 21 Posts: 4,276	wow eurasian! I think that story tops them all! __________________ VOTE FOR FISH FORUMS

08-16-2005, 10:58 AM	#11
maxpayne_lhp Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Michigan Age: 20 Posts: 2,174	lol that's funny, sooner or later I'm afraid that the neons will RIp... __________________ ~Nam Nguyen~

08-17-2005, 09:04 AM	#12
Lydia Ichthus Owner Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: FL Posts: 1,905	LMAO eurasian! A guy at the petshop told me the fish wasnt really dead, it was just sleeping (on its back too!). I think he was kidding though.....I hope so... __________________ Vote for FishForums!

08-17-2005, 10:54 AM	#13
Baby_Baby Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tulsa Posts: 3,806 Blog Entries: 1	ya I've heard that too, but some guy told it to some little kids. ha ha ha ha ha __________________ "By avoiding the very thing you despise the most, by trying to be "different" by striving to be so "unique", you've become the sole and center of all that you held so high on the pedestal of disgusting mortality deemed society."

08-17-2005, 10:57 AM	#14
solar-ton guardian of the sea Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: a tree Age: 16 Posts: 670	lol little kids will belive anything __________________ minimum oscar tank size: 75 gallon for 2 a 125 goldfish can cause hith diesease! so dont feed them goldfish as a staple diet!

08-17-2005, 03:59 PM	#15
Lexus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 22 Posts: 2,405	I wont even start with all the stuff I heard while working in pets. uh __________________ 55 Gallon 2 Blood Parrots 2 Angelfish 1 Fantail Goldfish 46 Gallon 1 Albino Bristlenose 2 Angelfish 4 African Dwarf Frogs 4 Black Skirt Tetras 5 Zebra Danios 8 Tiger Barbs 9 Neon Tetras 13 Assorted Corys 29 Gallon 8 Daffodil Cichlids & fry 1 Electric Blue Crayfish 10 Gallon 2 Snails

08-17-2005, 04:00 PM	#16
Baby_Baby Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tulsa Posts: 3,806 Blog Entries: 1	ha ha ha. come on tell tell __________________ "By avoiding the very thing you despise the most, by trying to be "different" by striving to be so "unique", you've become the sole and center of all that you held so high on the pedestal of disgusting mortality deemed society."

08-18-2005, 12:24 AM	#17
TheOldSalt Darth Ichthyos Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,471	Who here besides me has visions of the classic Monty Python "Parrot Sketch" when reading about the resting fish?

08-18-2005, 08:42 AM	#18
flynngriff Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 35 Posts: 443	If I hadn't nailed that fish down, he would have muscled up to that lid, pushed it open with his head and... VOOM! That fish wouldn't "VOOM" if you put 4 million volts through it!

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