Funny pictures :D

maxpayne_lhp · 07-31-2005, 09:41 AM

Hey all, let's post up some funny stuff we've been collecting

Mine first:

This screen capture was taken by me when I was on MS Office Picture Manager

AshleytheGreat · 07-31-2005, 11:34 AM

Dog Officially World's Ugliest

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) - The owners of the other contestants in this
year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a
chance - until they saw Sam.
The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin
Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.
The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft
erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with
splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an
alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck.

And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.
He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.
"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."
Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning
the contest - and fans' hearts - for three years running.
"So many people have told me they've got his picture on their
refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," Lockheed said.
"I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."

http://www.foxnews.com/images/168815...5_ugly_dog.jpg

^^i dont know how to just have the pic up and not the link.

Ghetto · 07-31-2005, 12:06 PM

fishfreaks · 07-31-2005, 06:26 PM

haha i love that kitty one! thats great

maxpayne_lhp · 08-01-2005, 05:14 AM

A Vietnamese taste :P

This is used for my avatar in some boards (Read it carefully :P) It doesn't mean you ha ha....

maxpayne_lhp · 08-01-2005, 05:20 AM

What do you think ha ha?

fishfreaks · 08-01-2005, 07:36 AM

ok i got one for you guys. How much would you hate this? I know i certainly would.

mlefev · 08-01-2005, 05:14 PM

Hmm I wonder if they have a warranty for that. Poor computer.

**Baby_Baby** · 08-03-2005, 10:04 PM

lol thats awful

**fish_doc** · 08-03-2005, 10:26 PM

Does that have a celeron or AMD processor?

shev · 08-04-2005, 02:53 AM

offensively great.^

probably the dumbest thing i have ever laughed at.^

hahahaha

hahahah

hope it doesnt offend catholics or republicans.

fishfreaks · 08-04-2005, 06:41 AM

haha those are great shev, i love the lion on stilts!!

**Baby_Baby** · 08-04-2005, 08:56 AM

I did find the last one kinda offensive, but the others were very funny.

Ghetto · 08-04-2005, 10:56 AM

Some of you might not get this one especially the youngins. I have lots more but they might be to much for this site. I don't want to get banned.

Lydia · 08-04-2005, 12:46 PM

ok this youngin didn't get it. Could you tell me what it is or pm me?

**fish_doc** · 08-04-2005, 09:02 PM

Keep INCOMMING
I mean keep them comming.

Lexus · 08-04-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

hope it doesnt offend catholics or republicans.

I spot Bill Clinton, hes a Democrat. lol

Ownager2004 · 08-04-2005, 11:44 PM

wow funny pictures shev. That cat going off on that little kid is great. They need to write OWNED on that one.

maxpayne_lhp · 08-05-2005, 01:22 AM

OWNEDager ha ha...
The batman one didn't really make sense to me :P

Quote:

I have lots more but they might be to much for this site. I don't want to get banned.

Try some 'easy' ones :P

shev · 08-05-2005, 01:28 AM

I dont think the bat man thing is supposed to have a meaning, its just hella funny without one. or maybe it's some double entende that I dont get. either way, funny.

07-31-2005, 09:41 AM	#1
maxpayne_lhp Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Michigan Age: 20 Posts: 2,174	Funny pictures :D Hey all, let's post up some funny stuff we've been collecting Mine first: This screen capture was taken by me when I was on MS Office Picture Manager __________________ ~Nam Nguyen~

07-31-2005, 11:34 AM	#2
AshleytheGreat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mi Town Posts: 784	Unglist Dog Contest Dog Officially World's Ugliest SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) - The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam. The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise. The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth. He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara. "People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine." Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest - and fans' hearts - for three years running. "So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," Lockheed said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has." http://www.foxnews.com/images/168815...5_ugly_dog.jpg ^^i dont know how to just have the pic up and not the link. __________________ So let the haters hate, let the doubters doubt, I stand by my book, and my life, and I won't dignify this malarkey with any sort of further response. Last edited by AshleytheGreat; 07-31-2005 at 12:33 PM.

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shev Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Montana Age: 20 Posts: 1,591	offensively great.^ probably the dumbest thing i have ever laughed at.^ hahahaha hahahah hope it doesnt offend catholics or republicans.

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08-04-2005, 08:56 AM	#13
Baby_Baby Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tulsa Posts: 3,806 Blog Entries: 1	I did find the last one kinda offensive, but the others were very funny. __________________ "By avoiding the very thing you despise the most, by trying to be "different" by striving to be so "unique", you've become the sole and center of all that you held so high on the pedestal of disgusting mortality deemed society."

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Ghetto --[Gangsta Fishkeeper]-- Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 7 Posts: 218	Some of you might not get this one especially the youngins. I have lots more but they might be to much for this site. I don't want to get banned.

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Ownager2004 L33t n00b Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Athens, Ohio Age: 25 Posts: 466	wow funny pictures shev. That cat going off on that little kid is great. They need to write OWNED on that one.

08-05-2005, 01:28 AM	#20
shev Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Montana Age: 20 Posts: 1,591	I dont think the bat man thing is supposed to have a meaning, its just hella funny without one. or maybe it's some double entende that I dont get. either way, funny.

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